hari hari seindah warna pelangi . 
selamat hari raya.
sekejap je raya da masok seminggu.
rase nye x lewat lagi nk ucapkan slamat hari raya, maaf zahir & batin kat kawan2. raya taun ni mcm taun yg sudah2.cuti pon kejap je.
masok raya ke-4 da start kije.
nk g umah sdara mara pon x smpat.
rushing je
jadual perayaan:
- raya pertama-blk kampung, mlm raya baru braya
- raya ke-2-g pontian, beraya umah bakal mak mertua.huhu
- raya ke-3-blk seremban (smpat gak la raya umah kwn2 mak )
huh, bosan gak.taun ni x dpt nk collect duet raya lg. pak long i kate "da besor, kamu da kije, no duet raya anymore !" dlm x bg pon dapat la rm 50.
hehehe
gambar family di pagi raya
poyo saje
p/s; selamat hari raya !
al-fatihah
On Thursday, July 23rd 2009, Yasmin suffered a stroke and collapsed while attending a meeting with Datuk Siti Nurhaliza and her husband Datuk Seri Khalid Mohamad Jiwa, and Media Prima representatives for an undisclosed project, here at Sri Pentas, TV3.
She was rushed to the Damansara Specialist Hospital ED where she underwent a neurosurgery procedure to reduce the swelling in her brain. The operation was success but her conditions remained critical but stable.
Her brother-in-law, Datuk Dr Zakaria Zahari, as saying that Yasmin had suffered a stroke and hemorrhaging in the brain.
On Saturday , July 24th 2009, less than 48 hours after the surgery, Yasmin Ahmad succumbed to her injury and was pronounced dead at 11:25PM
She was rushed to the Damansara Specialist Hospital ED where she underwent a neurosurgery procedure to reduce the swelling in her brain. The operation was success but her conditions remained critical but stable.
Her brother-in-law, Datuk Dr Zakaria Zahari, as saying that Yasmin had suffered a stroke and hemorrhaging in the brain.
On Saturday , July 24th 2009, less than 48 hours after the surgery, Yasmin Ahmad succumbed to her injury and was pronounced dead at 11:25PM
al-fatihah.
cerita lawak
1) Matematik
Ini kisah yang aku lalui ketika aku mengajar di Sekolah Kebangsaan Kedaik. Hampir 98% daripada murid-murid di sekolah itu terdiri daripada orang Asli keturunan Jakun. Aku mengajar subjek matematik, Bahasa Melayu dan Pendidikan Jasmani. Ketika aku mengajar Matematik untuk darjah 3, ada satu peristiwa yang buatkan aku rasa anak murid aku ini (namanya Roslan) setaraf dengan Plato atau Socrates. Macam ini dialog yang berlaku ketika pengajaran bagi topik "Operasi Tambah":
Aku : Okey, murid-murid. Kalau 2 + 2, jawapannya 4. Kalau 3 tambah 2, jawapannya 5.
Roslan : Cikgu, kenapa 2 + 2 jawapannya 4.Aku : (Dalam hati) (Bagusnya budak ini. jarang sekali nak dengar pertanyaan daripada murid Asli). Macam ini, ada 2 biji bola ditambah lagi 2 biji bole. Okey, kesemuanya akan jadi 1 ... 2 ... 3 ... 4, jadi kesemuanya sekali ialah 4.
Roslan : Hah? Cikgu salah tu.
Aku : kenapa pulak salah?
Roslan : Cikgu, kalau cikgu nak membilang, tak semestinya bermula daripada 1 ... 2 ... 3 ... 4. Kalau kita nak membilang kita boleh mula daripada mana-mana aje.. Contohnya, boleh kita mulakan daripada 8 ... 3... 4... 2.. 9 ... 5...
Aku : Ops! Awaklah bakal Profesor kelak ...
Nenek
Seorang nenek berusia 65 tahun melahirkan seorang anak. Rakan-rakannya datang berkunjung untuk menjenguknya. Ketika mereka ingin melihat bayi nenek tersebut.. nenek itu berkata"Nanti dulu".Beberapa minit kemudian mereka berkata ingin melihat bayi itu lagi. Tetapi nenek itu tetap berkata "Nanti dulu". Akhirnya mereka bertanya : "Bila kami boleh melihat bayi engkau..?""Bila dia menangis"."Kenapa kami harus tunggu sampai dia menangis?""Sebabnya aku lupa.. dimana aku letak bayiku tadi.."
Cerita lawak of the day...
Suami : Kenapa Sayang menangis?
Isteri : Saya telah baca sebuah buku. Sad endinglah bang..
Suami : Buku apa?
Isteri : Buku bank abanglah..
Aderla sorang lelaki datang ke sebuah rumah untuk meminta derma. Derma untuk rumah orang-orang tua. seorang budak pun membuka pintu.
budak : derma ape bang?
lelaki : derma untuk rumah orang-orang tua. adik ada apa-apa untuk didermakan?
budak : nanti jap.saya ambilkan atuk saya.
lelaki : ?????
Tunang Farid, Siti, menelefonnya untuk memutuskan pertunangan mereka.
Farid : Mengapa?
Siti : Saya dah bosan ngan awak. saya dah ada teman baru. Sebelum tu awak mesti kembalikan semua gambar saya.
Farid : Ok. Tapi saya tak ingatlah yang mana satu gambar awak, Nanti awak pilihlah sendiri. Yang selebihnya kembalikan kepada saya.
Siti : Erkkkkkk........ Benci .........
hepy bufday kak rosmizah
hepy bufday to my customer services executive (CSE) Celcom Seremban Branch, kak rosmizah
smoge pjg umur n dimurahkan rzki. amin
tengah malam
jam menunjukkan pukul 12.47 am.
tibe2 hati aku jadi sayu.
smbil didendangkan lagu permata yang dicari by De Hearty
aku ske lagu ni.
tersentuh.
aku nk jadi watak utama dlm lgu ni.
Permata Yang Dicari
by De Hearty
Hadirnya tanpa kusedari
Menggamit kasih cinta bersemi
Hadir cinta insan padaku ini
Anugerah kurniaan Ilahi
Lembut tutur bicaranya
Menarik hatiku untuk mendekatinya
Kesopanannya memikat di hati
Mendamaikan jiwaku yang resah ini
Ya Allah
Jika dia benar untukku
Dekatkanlah hatinya dengan hatiku
Jika dia bukan milikku
Damaikanlah hatiku
Dengan ketentuan-Mu
Dialah permata yang dicari
Selama ini baru kutemui
Tapi ku tak pasti rencana Ilahi
Apakah dia kan kumiliki
Tidak sekali dinodai nafsu
Akan kubatasi dengan syariat-Mu
Jika dirinya bukan untukku
Redha hatiku dengan ketentuan-Mu
Ya Allah
Engkaulah tempat kubergantung harapanku
Kuharap diriku sentiasa di bawah rahmat-Mu
warga celcom
em, isnin ni bermula hidup saya bersama warga celcom.
hopefully life, kije ngan kawan2 kt sini pon oke.
:)
hopefully life, kije ngan kawan2 kt sini pon oke.
:)
officemate
huda, jgn sedey2.huhu.
kte kan kwn even akak da pindah kije.
don't worry, nnt free2 akak dtg oke.
ilysm
takde tajok.
hello there !
lame x menulis dalam blog nih.
sibuk kije la dalam mse yang sme sibok dengan persiapan WEDDING AKU.
sekejap je mse berlalu. da tinggal beberapa bulan lagi.
kat tempat kije plak, smuenye b'jalan dengan lancar. kije pon oke, kwn2 kat tempat kije pon oke.
bos tetap COOL & SPORTING. bukan bodek, tp knyataan !
p/s; ikot die ke SARAWAK ke stay sni and tunggu sampai DIA posting sni ? which one is better ?
si comel kesayangan saya
ain atasha atiqah. si comel kesayangan saya. nkal dan sangat manje! baru darjah 2. suke buli kakak die dan kadang2 jadi mangsa buli kakak. haha. adek yg penyayang.
kaisara damia. si nombor 2 kesayangan saya. sangat comel. manje ngn ibu saya. pantang tak nampak ibu, die mula la nk nangis. nangis btul2 punye, xde maen2 woo.
kije dan saya
em, arini ari ke 3 saya ngn cik kiah b'kije.
stakat nih, alhamdulillah. dato' ngan pekerja2 laen layan ktorg ngan baek skali even ktorg org baru kat sni.
kami masih lagi dlm kursus. satu pengalaman yg menarik berada di sni.
kan kiah ?
kak liza, sue, kak kiah, kak shikin, syikin, ain, syafik, khairi, kak yati, idah, ngn laen2 smue oke2 je ngan ktorg.
pencarian kije
tanggal 13 dan 14 mei 2009, saya bersama cik kiah dan 2 org rakan lagi telah pergi m'interview kan diri di sekolah kebangsaan ampangan b'sempena dgn interview t'buka bg jawatan govnment secara contract.
ktorng dtg seawal yang mungkin tepat jtm 7.30pagi, kami terpacak kt sne. igtkan da ckup awal da. rupe2 nye kami da lewat. beratur org mnunggu giliran.
panas, bingit, letih, lapar dan mcm2 perasaan yg ade. tuhan je yg taw.
abes je interview, bajet nk relaks. dgn tibe2, keta plak wat hal (battery flat !) adeh, tuhan.
ape lg, kol ayah suda. ayah datang je, kne la plak tolak keta. korang bayangkan pkai bju kurung ngn heel tgh2 hari buta kne tolak keta. adeh !
bukan malu la tp panas weh. agak 33 darjah calcius gak la seremban time 2. pas 2 ayah pon tukar battery WAJA kejap. ble bleh start je, em b'desus ktorg cabut.
moral of this story; sediakan seliper sebelum kne tolak keta. (hahaha, tujukan khas utk saya, cik kiah ngan 2 org lg mber 2)
teman cyber.
si kembar kesayangn saya.
kami b'kongsi tarikh lahir.
die b'asal dr rembau negeri sembilan dan status nye mgelirukan (it's complicated)
mula nye pkenalan di friendster, dan pas 2 kt ym plak.
she's cute and alwys hepy.
bley cter ape je kt die.die sporting.
bley cter ape je kt die.die sporting.
kotrng x penah jmpe pon, since 1st time chatting until now (mase 2 sem 3, skrg da abis)
nak taw x die pnah minat kt seseorg. nama die, mR K.
hahaha. ct jgn marah eh sygg, luv u
thnx 4 being my good fren
jijah.
die pon kesayangn saya.ktorng dknal kan seseorang dan thnx kat org tu.kalo x kerana die mst ktorng x knal each other.die ni sempoi n rock.sygg die la
love story
We were both young when I first saw you
I close my eyes and the flashbacks start
I'm standing there
On a balcony in summer air
See the lights, see the party, the ball gowns
I see you make your way through the crowd
And say hello
Little did I know
That you were Romeo, you were throwing pebbles
And my daddy said, "Stay away from Juliet"
And I was crying on the staircase
Begging you, please don't go
And I said
Romeo, take me somewhere we can be alone
I'll be waiting, all there's left to do is run
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess
It's a love story
Baby, just say yes
So, I sneak out to the garden to see you
We keep quiet cause we're dead if they knew
So close your eyes
Escape this town for a little while
Oh oh
Cause you were Romeo, I was the scarlet letter
And my daddy said, "Stay away from Juliet"
But you were my everything to me
I was begging you, please don't go
And I said
Romeo, take me somewhere we can be alone
I'll be waiting, all there's left to do is run
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess
It's a love story
Baby, just say yes
Romeo, save me
They try to tell me how I feel
This love is difficult, but it's real
Don't be afraid, we'll make it out of this mess
It's a love story
Baby, just say yes
I got tired of waiting
Wondering if you were ever coming around
My faith in you is fading
When I met you on the outskirts of town
And I said
Romeo, save me
I've been feeling so alone
I keep waiting for you, but you never come
Is this in my head
I don't know what to think
He knelt to the ground and pulled out a ring
And said
Marry me, Juliet, you'll never have to be alone
I love you and that's all I really know
I talked to your dad
Go pick out a white dress
It's a love story
Baby, just say yes
'Cause we were both young when I first saw you
I close my eyes and the flashbacks start
I'm standing there
On a balcony in summer air
See the lights, see the party, the ball gowns
I see you make your way through the crowd
And say hello
Little did I know
That you were Romeo, you were throwing pebbles
And my daddy said, "Stay away from Juliet"
And I was crying on the staircase
Begging you, please don't go
And I said
Romeo, take me somewhere we can be alone
I'll be waiting, all there's left to do is run
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess
It's a love story
Baby, just say yes
So, I sneak out to the garden to see you
We keep quiet cause we're dead if they knew
So close your eyes
Escape this town for a little while
Oh oh
Cause you were Romeo, I was the scarlet letter
And my daddy said, "Stay away from Juliet"
But you were my everything to me
I was begging you, please don't go
And I said
Romeo, take me somewhere we can be alone
I'll be waiting, all there's left to do is run
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess
It's a love story
Baby, just say yes
Romeo, save me
They try to tell me how I feel
This love is difficult, but it's real
Don't be afraid, we'll make it out of this mess
It's a love story
Baby, just say yes
I got tired of waiting
Wondering if you were ever coming around
My faith in you is fading
When I met you on the outskirts of town
And I said
Romeo, save me
I've been feeling so alone
I keep waiting for you, but you never come
Is this in my head
I don't know what to think
He knelt to the ground and pulled out a ring
And said
Marry me, Juliet, you'll never have to be alone
I love you and that's all I really know
I talked to your dad
Go pick out a white dress
It's a love story
Baby, just say yes
'Cause we were both young when I first saw you
kasut mak yg hilang
cuba lihat photo d atas.tiada ape yg pelik bukan ?
al-kisah, sandal mak saya yg b'warna coklat itu, missing !
mse dia nak naek keta, ade air tumpah kt tempat letak kaki kt dlm keta.
die pon try la nak lap2 tempat letak kaki 2.
then, bkak la sandal die kt luar.
pas 2, mse nk tutup pntu, tgn ain plak t'sepit kereta.
mak pon lupa la sandal die yang die bkak mse nk naek keta td.
huhu
die pon x sedar.
sampai2 je kt umah mak ngah, die pon tnye kotrg.
"sandal mak mne ?"
kotrg yg agak t'cengang ni pon t'cari2 sandal mak 2.
tibe2 mak jerit,"la, sandal mak tinggal kt esso td, ala kasut baru mak 2,"
mereka yg laen pon t'tawa.
cian mak.
dr petang itu smpai ke hari ini die asyik b'cerita pasal sandal kesayngn die 2.
p/s; mak, beli sandal baru oke.
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